About Me

Hello compagni, grandma, or whoever ended up here for some unknown reason that I'm a little afraid to know. My name is Charlie di Dolore and I love to write strange, silly, and slightly chaotic texts. I want to be a journalist, if that's possible — or if the aliens stay inside my Nissin U.F.O ramen and don't dominate the Earth. So, I earnestly invite you to read my texts!

Thanks to the grace and noodly love of the Great Flying Spaghetti Monster, I have some friends: Gabrielly Sapato, Rocky, Ana Clara... I love them sooo much. So please, if you ever feel like torturing me for some random reason (probably boredom), do horrible things to them instead, I'll stay... sad?

Perhaps I should talk more about myself, or am I hallucinating? Okay, okay! I’m Brazilian and Italian. His Majesty (that’s me) is obsessed with everything that is red, a coffee-cat-goofyholic, and I'm fueled by a super punk-rock passion for dark humor and sitcoms.

I love UFOs, clowns, secret messages, kittens, flowers, and other paranormal & weirdo stuff.

Shall I give you my social medias? Because, yeah, I’m not totally an incommunicable goblin! My Instagram is @charliesaothiago, my SpaceHey is PIZZALENHA, my Perfectly Imperfect is charliesaothiago, and my e-mail is charliesaothiago@gmail.com :~D See you, and, if you’re not a cop, feel free to explore Name Non Defined.

R'amem.